So, Merlin's basically the most fantasticle thing in the universe,correct?...Yes it is...Stop saying that, of course it is! What's more fantasticle than Merlin?...No, air is not better and fantasticle is too a word!...Okay, air might be a little better. But Merlin is a close second...Well, yeah, water and food are good too but-you know what, shut up! I'm done with you, go away!
Anyway, Merlin's awesome. We all know it, we all love it. And, honestly, as far as Season 1 & 2 are concerned, I have nothing more to say than 'IT'S TEH BEST TING EVA!!!' But, something evil lurks in the shadows. Something horrible and mind numbingly terrible that the mere mention of it sends shivers down the spines of unborn kangaroos. It is...Merlin: Season 3!!!!
*horrified screams*
Yes, people, it is here. And it is worse than any of us could have possibly imagined. No longer do we witness the beautiful drama and twists and turns involved in Seasons 1 & 2. No longer will plot flow. No longer will anything make sense. No. Everything we came to love about the series has been banned to a pit so evil that, were he to lay his eyes on it, Satan himself would would wet his own doom-pants.
Now, I will venture forth into this pit of darkness, watching every episode and blogging about it in a completely unbiased fashion, I swear. So, if you like Merlin and you want to watch me blow a fuse and have Arthur-sized hissy fits, this blogs for you. Honestly, I'm going to try not to be too angry but after watching several episodes, ranting was the only way I could stay sane.
Much Love,
The Great Dragon.
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